Conservatives Hate Reality

We hear a lot about the Right making its own reality, ignoring facts, and more generally living in a fantasy world.
Here's a picture:

Was you first thought: security guard wannabe? Mine too.

Here's what some NRO flying monkey wrote:

No, that isn’t Brando. Close though. It’s James Lileks, one of America’s wittiest writers (and it turns out he’s darned witty when he talks, too).

Here's a picture of Brando before, you know, the eating and Larry King kissing:

Leaving aside Brano's hair and the, I don't know, general beauty, they are as alike as chalk and cheese.