How Ron Johnson Got Rich

It seems that our manufacturer and accountant made his money the old fashioned way: marry into a company and sell stuff to your father in law.  It's the very model for job creation here in Wisconsin and the nation more generally.  The un- and underemployed will hang out around the watering holes of the rich and famous and marry their way to prosperity. Given the rather skewed nature of wealth distribution in these United States, home of the world's only and therefore largest corn palace, we may have to introduce polyandry, polygamy, and perhaps legalize bigamy.