We joke about Mitt Romney being a robotic sociopath but this video (via the known universe) is an example of a man who has no idea what he is saying, how he sounds, or what well self fashioned humans say about the world around them:
Which trees, one wonders, are the wrong height? Bonsai? Islamofascist? Obama's? The man defines uncomfortable in his skin and filled with an empty void.
A square foot of car quiz.
Seriously, the right height? What does that mean? How can anyone construct a sentence like that? I love my kids they are just the right height. Honey, I love you, you're just the right height. Those Alps sure are lovely because they are just the right height.
The man belongs in a cage.