Oh For Dumb

So Obama goes for bike ride with his family and spends much of it riding with one or another of his daughters. But some maroon for the Mail Online decided that the real story here is:

Michelle Obama showed off her enviably toned thighs as she powered past the President in tiny purple cycling shorts on the first family's bike ride on Martha's Vineyard today.

Wearing a fashionable printed T-shirt and Converse trainers, the First Lady showed that she still has style, even when on vacation.

But her husband looked goofy and tired as he lagged behind wearing a baggy black polo shirt, and perhaps more surprisingly jeans.

He also made the point that Michelle is hawt. What's next? Obama's open dress shirt looks like Amedimejahn, or however it's spelt.