Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Ponies, Boats, and Books

As Lyle pointed out lo these many years ago ponies and boats are go together like love and marriage:


As Kenneth Gramham argued in The Wind in the Willows:
`Is it so nice as all that?' asked the Mole shyly, though he was quite prepared to believe it as he leant back in his seat and surveyed the cushions, the oars, the rowlocks, and all the fascinating fittings, and felt the boat sway lightly under him.
`Nice? It's the ONLY thing,' said the Water Rat solemnly, as he leant forward for his stroke. `Believe me, my young friend, there is NOTHING--absolute nothing--half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats. Simply messing,' he went on dreamily: `messing--about--in--boats; messing----'

Add in books to make the boat an earthly paradise:





Book barge via

Monday, July 11, 2011

Here In Wisconsin

It's no secret that the Wisconsin GOP is running fake Democrats in the upcoming recall election, although they seem to not be particularly popular. We're I running the Wisconsin Democratic Party, I would push two arguments: one the running of fake candidates means that the Republicans have a great deal of contempt for the people of Wisconsin, thinking them too stupid to differentiate between the real and the fraudulent. And, more importantly, the Republicans are working as the pawns of outside agitators, who hate America.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Supper

Lightly smoked and fully roasted chicken with spuds, artichokes and pearl onions, with cold asparagus:

 The artichokes and onions need to be pan fried and, alas, I didn't, so they were less than really good. The rest, however, rocked.

Motorists Should Not Be Allowed to Drive

Just now on the TdF a French tv car driver swerved to his/her left and smashed into two riders in a surprisingly successful break away. Hoogerland, I though, was dead but nope just so badly hurt he can barely continue after crashing on a  barbwire fence. Flecha less injured but still. The driver swerved to miss a tree instead of slowing down sped up. It's like cars make people stupid.

Update with Video:



Both riders finished the stage.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Supper Time

Pork, potatoes, asparagus, and beets; tasted better than it looked and it doesn't look that bad:


The Tour Baby

Via we learn that Salon has a bunch of really cool pictures of Tour de Frances past. My favorites:

Friday, July 8, 2011

Who's An Elite?

Paul Ryan, he of the merits of austerity, spends his spare time drinking 350 dollar bottles of wine while scheming to foreclose on the widow Wilson. You would think that this chowder-heads would at least have the decency to wallow in their own crapulance in the privacy of some gated community or another.

Is This True?

Just know Paul Sherwin claims that the Schleck brothers' Leopard-Trek takes is first name from the German, which is to say Nazi Germany, tank the Leopard because the team "is going to steamroll everyone during the tdf." Should this be true, I now have to cheer for Kloedi. I was wrong, see comments.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Aporia

When I was an undergraduate I took a course in literary theory. One argument concerned aporia, which meant the point at which an author or text, depending on how you looked at it, contradicted itself. So here are two aporia, at least as I see it, that expose the underlying cupidity and stupidity of a texts author.

The first is John Derbyshire all around NRO idiot. He denies that the current conservative jihad against education is hypocritical because:
I personally would be delighted for my kids to learn some useful trade like plumbing. I personally would be delighted for my kids to learn some useful trade like plumbing.
He also
take[s] exception, though, to the several commenters jeering at us NRO elite types as being desperate to get high-elite credentials for our own kids even as we scoff at the real value of those credentials
Yet when his daughter, whose work ethic is beyond compare, doesn't want to go to college he
 talked her into it, though, and this fall she’ll attend a local state college. She has no idea of any particular direction she wants to go in, but we’re hoping something will occur in the first year or two. With a work ethic like hers, she’ll excel at whatever she ends up doing. We’d just prefer it was something a bit higher up the occupational-status ladder than putting chocolate chips into cookies.
So two aporia in one essay. He argues that he wishes one of his kids had some working-class skills and when one of them shows the signs, not wanting to go to college and the ability to succeed in any field, he refuses to let her pursue the dream of becoming a plumber. Plus also he rejects the notion that he rejects working class occupations even as he reject working class occupations for his darling daughter. What's even odder is that he is going to send her to the gulag of public education supported, as it is, by the theft of producers honest wealth by the parasites. Idiot, in the ancient Greek sense of imbecile.

Over to the Crooked Timber there is an essay on rape culture, which I understand to mean the way in which rapists are excused from being rapists by pointing to the improbability of this male raping that female. One of the dissidents asks how can oral sex be violently coerced and another commentator explains, quite reasonably, by threats of violence and death, the skeptic replies:
C’mon, LB,we are generalizing away from the specific case again.
DSK was not going to murder the maid in his hotel room.
Yes that's right, no well connected, powerful man has ever killed a women over sex and its denial and, what is more, all hotel maids know that someone well connect and powerful isn't going to kill them.

It's not the stupidity so much as it is the idiocy that gets my goat.

TdF

Every year I watch the Tour and every year I am forced to conclude that sprinters are the neurotic divas of the cycling world.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Is This True?

Over to Crooked Timber, John Quigqan argues that
[t]he problem for social democrats is to keep [capitalism's unmatched] dynamism and innovation[2] while delivering more stable and sustainable, and less unjust outcomes. I’m planning to write yet more about this, but in the meantime, it’s open for comment.
Things like medicinal advances aren't necessarily the result of "capitalism," understood as an economic system, as much as they are the result of state sponsored education; while the internets, at least as I understand their development, derived from state sponsored research at universities and the military. Making money off of medicinal advances and the internets, to be sure, rely on capitalism. Unfairly monopolizing the profits of the current economic system relies on "capitalist" obtaining state protection from competition and workers, who want enough to live on. Surely, the first step to imposing humanism on economics requires some sort of discussion that differentiates between dynamism and innovation in the service of the greatest good the smaller number and the greatest good for the greatest many, no?

By the way, the comments are well worth reading particularly for a robust and, as near as I can tell, correct defense of Marx's labor theory of value from Quiggan's  familiar and far to off-handed dismissal.

UPDATE:
The comments are now closed over there but toward the end Quiggan asks, in the service of disproving Marx's point about increasing number and quality of capitialism's crises, if the current mess is as bad as the great depression. One commentator makes the perfectly sensible point that it's early days yet.

The recent job report for these United States, long may its commitment to alternative transportation wave, is pretty darned dire and all the policies that mitigate the damage done by capitalism's periodic crises are being rolled back world wide, which -- combined with the austerity mania -- suggests that we've not nearly reached our nadir. Added to that that here the attacks on unions, loss of decently paying jobs, and commitment to disenfranchising anyone who might maybe vote for more sensible politicians suggests that, in fact, things are going to get and stay worse. Where is the FDR, a man who changed his mind about balanced budgets and state intervention, of today?

Here in Wisconsin: Welcome to the Chain Gang Edition

Shortly after the war against the treasonous Southerns and there indefensible slave holding economy concluded some the previous slave holder decided that the answer was to use prisoners as quasi-slaves. Thanks to the Fitzgeralds, Scott Walker and the Koch Brothers those happy days are here again:

As the Madison Capital Times reports, “Besides losing their right to negotiate over the percentage of their paycheck that will go toward health care and retirement, unions also lost the ability to claim work as a ‘union-only’ job, opening the door for private workers and evidently even inmates to step in and take their place.” Inmates are not paid for their work, but may receive time off of their sentences.
The law went into effect last week, and Racine County is already using inmates to do landscaping, painting, and another basic maintenance around the county that was previously done by county workers. The union had successfully sued to stop the country from using prison labor for these jobs last year, but with Walker’s new law, they have no recourse. 
Onward into the fog, as it were, as the Right returns America to those thrilling days of yore when the state functioned as the property owners' business manager.

New Ride

Mine, that is. Nearly perfect, it needs only a  front rack. Oh, and as by the way, I've had just about enough of the bike shop boyos who are under the impression that they know more about how I ride my bike than I do and, whatismore, have no idea how disc brakes work.




Monday, July 4, 2011

Copenhagen!

Via Ecovelo comes the latest from the Copenhagen government on the most cycling friendly city known to humanity, or so it seems. In which we find this:

Why Copenhageners cycle
It’s faster 55 %
It’s more convenient 33 %
It’s healthy 32 %
It’s cheap 29 %
Good way to start the day 21 %
Shortest route to work after
changing job or residence 10 %
Environmental/climate concerns 9 %
What Copenhageners
like about cycling
It makes me feel good 26 %
It de-stresses me, it’s relaxing 20 %
I discover the city 19 %
Lots of cycle tracks 18 %
I experience the seasons 18 %

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Bicycle Miscreants

Recently, a city bus struck and killed a pedestrian here in the city by the lakes' weeds. The story isn't over but by all accounts the bus drive was in the wrong. One would think that the various responsible officials would have been drilling it into the bus drivers' heads that they need to be more vigilant in pursuit of not killing people. Indeed, you might think that motorists in general might become more introspective in terms of their need to be more vigilant in not killing people. And yet, events, as they often do, prove your, which is to say my, expectations wrong. Last Sunday not one but two buses tried to get me, one forcing me to slam on the bike's brakes. And when  I had a civil discussion with motorist later that same day, he ridiculed the notion that he ought not pass with six inches to spare. Today, two more, actually three now that I think about, tried to get me by ignoring my and several pedestrians existence and legal right of way and just now a car tried to roll slowly through the cross walk while I and some random kid on a bike were crossing, again with the right of way.

During my civil discussion with the motorist concerning  proper passing distance, he used the non sequitur of the lack of law abidingness of all or nearly all cyclists, while I denied the universality of cyclists as malefactors of great lycra, I did point out that motorists drive equally like maniacs.

Today, however, I ran across an example of the stupid cyclist to whom, I assume, the motorist referred.  First example: a busyish road with a t crossing and three stop signs. The bike lane is on the right, I was turning to the left and signaled then moved across and stopped as a car was already stopped. Just before the car moved off and I got ready to turn left, some crazy person on a semi-commuter bike swerved behind me took a left turn into the wrong lane and proceeded to ride wrong way for over a block.  I was laughing and trying not to shout out some kind of invective in hopes forestalling more of the same. Eventually, the rider got back on the right side of the road but did the exact same thing at the end of the street, that is cut across into the wrong lane 100 feet or more prior to a stop sign and turn left without paying the slightest attention to traffic. Crikey, I said, a crazy person on a bike.  After a bit more normal riding, the cyclist did the same thing only this time riding the wrong way up a hill on a well traveled road approximately in the middle.

So, I can see where some motorists get the idea that we're all a bunch of maniacs and it would have been nice had I decided to heap abuse on the miscreant, or at least to try and engage in some civil conversation about the mental unbalancedness of thinking that the rest of the world cares if you live or die, hint: it doesn't, but at the same time the only life, we'll leave aside psychological scarring, the cyclist risked was her own. Later that same ride, two cars attempted to sneak across a counterflow bike lane green and mosey through a crosswalk filled with pedestrians just down the street from where the bus hit the pedestrian. Had the first motorist not slammed on her brakes, causing the second in line to toot angrily his horn, they total could have been two cyclists and four pedestrians killed or wounded.

In short, while the world would be a better place if all of us played by the rules of the road, the motorists amongst are more likely to kill and/or maim and to the powerful goes the need to  build hedges, as E.P. Thompson put it, to limit the dangers of their greater power.

Spicoli Isn't An Analysist

Some someone or another got in all manner of trouble for calling  Obama a dick. Some other someones or another think that the punishment for indefinite banishment from the land of punditocracy is or isn't the right way to go.[1] I think it's the right way to go; not because it wrong to call the president a dick or whatever other else but rather because professionals shouldn't call to mind stoner surfer dudes:




That's right, they ought to outright fire the moronic bastard for being a moron and bastard not for using the word dick. Indeed, when they send him his letter of termination, they could use the little known Spicoli clause to ensure that he gets no unemployment. The Spicoli clause argues that anyone whose vocabulary, invective or otherwise, recalls Spicoli to mind is deemed unsuited for serious endeavors. It's near corollary, is the Ann Coulter amendment, which states that anyone who discusses or has Coulter as a guest on their program , except to mock and embarrass her, is debarred from commenting on the world as it ought to be or is.

[1]
Tim Mak / The Politico:
Mark Halperin suspended over Obama remark on Morning Joe (video)  —  MSNBC senior political analyst Mark Halperin was suspended on Thursday by the cable network after he called President Obama “a dick” on a popular morning show and then quickly apologized.  —  “I thought he was a dick yesterday …
RELATED:

Greg Sargent / Washington Post:
MSNBC's suspension of Mark Halperin is way over the top  —  MSNBC just announced that they have “indefintely” suspended Mark Halperin for claiming that Obama was “kind of a dick” at his presser yesterday.  Here's MSNBC's statement:  —  I'm sorry, but this is crazy.

Colby Hall / Mediaite:
MSNBC Suspends Mark Halperin For Calling President Obama A ‘Dick’ On Morning Joe  —  In the event that anyone think that Morning Joe is becoming formulaic and predictable, I present the following clip.  While discussing President Obama's press briefing yesterday (in which he showed a feisty …

Steve Benen / Washington Monthly:
Mark Halperin and the Quote of the Day  —  It's hard not to love that “liberal” media.  —  On MSNBC's “Morning Joe,” the three-hour program co-hosted by a conservative Republican former congressman, Time magazine's Mark Halperin was asked for his assessment of President Obama's White House press conference.

msnbc.com:
MSNBC suspends Mark Halperin for Obama comments  —  Statement from MSNBC:  —  Mark Halperin's comments this morning were completely inappropriate and unacceptable.  We apologize to the President, The White House and all of our viewers.  We strive for a high level of discourse and comments like these have no place on our air.

Alex Pareene / Salon:
Mark Halperin comes up with great excuse to fire Mark Halperin
The Huffington Post:
Mark Halperin SUSPENDED For Obama ‘D*ck’ Comment (VIDEO)
Ann Althouse / Althouse:
Mark Halperin called Obama “a dick” and now he says “I can't explain why I did it.”
Discussion: The New Republic
Ed Morrissey / Hot Air:
Halperin: Obama was a ... Update: MSNBC suspends Halperin “indefinitely”

Here In Wisconsin

The State Journal seeks to blame or - rather - allows others to blame Chief Justice Abrahmson for Prosser's alleged assault on  Bradley. In an equally squid-like attempt to avoid the obvious, e.g., Prosser is to blame for his attempted assault cause he has clearly become a violent bully, they suggest that elections made him do it.

One of the little mentioned facts of the matter is that the SEC is fining or and States' attorneys general are beginning to prosecute the crooks behind the mortgage securitization fiasco. As we begin to return to the notion that crooks are responsible for their crookedness, leaving the Jean Val Jeans of the world to one side, lets accept that the Prossers of the world are equally responsible for being violent bullies.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Stop Lying About My Bicycle

Meagan McArdle citing infamous fabricator John Tierney allows a Zombie lie concerning bike seats and various physical discomforts, illness, and diseases. It's not true. Riding a bike is good for you and the only reasons these bufflaheads reanimate the Zombie is because they enjoy making stuff up.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Living in a Dream World

All around maniac John Derbyshire reads of two marines being mugged and uses Heinlein's Starship Troopers as evidence that the military today is filled with sissies-boys or overly lawyered-up. Conservatives, it seems, are unable to find re-world examples for their desires and, consequently, rely on fantasies and dreamworlds, which explains their tax, job, military, and other policies.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Oh For Dumb

From here, I learned that the NYT published a pile of crap on Anthony Weiner's handwriting. How absurdly stupid, bad, and just plain wrong is the article? Read this and weep:

Lynn, a handwriting expert who spoke on the condition that she be identified only by her middle name because she wanted to protect her identity in the small community of handwriting analysts, said that Mr. Weiner’s large signature represented “a person who might be a bit flamboyant.”
Yes, that's right. The NYT gave anonymity to a "handwriting expert" who feared for her cred should her small community of grifters and frauds know that she thinks Weiner is "flamboyant." And people wonder how Republican maniacs win elections.

Agency

People's actions in the past create the present. This seems to me to be axiomatic. However, there are those whose interest are best served by eliding agency. So, for example, Neo-liberals like to use "market forces" or some other obscurantist language to make the hideous appear inevitable. I was, mistakenly it seems, under the impression that people on the left were aware of this linguistic slight of hand. From Eric Loomis I learned that
even a lot of progressives seem to talk of globalization as this unstoppable trend with a self-powering propulsion engine pushing it forward ever faster.
I thought that this had to be wrong; however,  I read this in which a "progressive" admits to thinking that she once thought globalization was "evolutionary" rather than actively pursued in the interest of profit maximization.

Shortly thereafter I was reading an older James Fallows essay on the fundamental errors of the media, in his specific case how the journalists' intellectual laziness and ignorance buttress the lure of talking "horse races" instead of issues. It's undoubtedly true. What do these two things have in common?, you ask. Consider Yglesias' intellectual development. He went from an uniformed dimbulb urging war to a uniformed dimbulb using partially digested economic language to urge passivity in the face of inevitability of "market forces."

It's simply bizarre the extent to which masking reality is a fundamentally necessary skill for succeeding in the media business.